Twitter: 5 ways to drive traffic — away.

Follow these five simple rules, and you will never have a problem with too many followers.

Ruth Livingstone
1 min readOct 5, 2013
  1. Tweet continually and incessantly about your new product (book, music, software, MLM program, affiliate scheme,knitted puppy vests, whatever...)
  2. Re-tweet and favourite each and every tweet that contains @you or points to your own blog / facebook / web / youtube / etc...
  3. Never interact with anyone personally, while continuing to maintain a steady stream of pre-scheduled tweets following rules (1) and (2) above.
  4. Send regular automated Direct Messages to each and every new follower, telling them not to miss a single one of your life-enhancing tweets.
  5. Never disclose your real name and NEVER use a genuine photo, as keeping your identity secret demonstrates that you are both important and trustworthy.

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Ruth Livingstone

I was an NHS GP for 25 years. Studied creative writing at Birkbeck University. Now walking around the British coastline in very slow stages.